Description: Mikey is a lame douchebag bitch who has been working in the mail room for 5 years. People make fun of him all the time because he's always struggling with the ladies. Mikey reverses his co-workers entire thought process by pulling a fast one on Taylor Wane, the office slut. He really gets to it and at it in the elevator and also demonstrates perfect sexual skills. Mikey can finally say "I ain't nobodies bitch bro"